I dogsat this week and she was so good/cute/friendly and I felt more and more like a demented old lady each day talking to her. Even when I went home/out and talked to people, I caught myself using the "hey you're such a good dog! YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE! Awwwwwwww!" type of language accidentally and I think I may have scratched guo behind the ears. But at least being the cat/dog type crazy is fun! YES IT IS! YES IT IS! I have treats for you!

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress. He won't think you're kidding

Amy Sedaris